Sunday, April 13, 2008

Guns are for winners!

Hillary's latest tactic to attract votes is by trying to appeal to the gun totin' liberals (wait, there are such people?)...

In a campaign stop on Saturday, Clinton recalled the good 'ol days when daddy used to take her out hunting:

"You know, my dad took me out behind the cottage that my grandfather built on a little lake called Lake Winola outside of Scranton and taught be how to shoot when I was a little girl."

She later said she has hunted ducks. No word from the duck lobbyists on how this will impact her standing with the left leaning water-fowl.
In this appeal, Hillary was employing a tactic that I have used frequently in my dating life - look like a outdoorsy bad ass that "daddy dun taught right" and you'll attract all the dudes. You may laugh, but I snagged my husband that way. So, maybe Hillary's looking for a replacement for Bill? Or maybe she actually thinks that she can still win this thing. Or maybe she's auditioning for a role as Annie Oakley in a new Broadway play since her political career is pretty much over.

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