We don't want to be accused of pandering to the South Carolina voter by the less important Nevada voters, so we now unveil the official Nevada Caucus democrapublican graphic. Also notice the slightly modified South Carolina graphic.
You'll immediately be appalled by our unethical treatment of the donkey in the Nevada graphic. At first glance, it appears that the elephant has played a mean and dirty trick on the donkey, and taken advantage of his superior size and trunk strength. Elephants will be elephants, right? The reality, however, is that the donkey just had a few too many tequila shooters while partying at Mon Ami Gabi, and was dared into doing this willingly. When in Paris, right? Speaking of international travel with donkeys, we don't recommend it. Some countries don't have vocal donkey advocates, and you never know what your donkey will end up doing.
Well, not to worry, the big elephant will have his day of misfortune, too, I'm certain.
Premier of the Las Vegas democrapublican graphic:
You'll immediately be appalled by our unethical treatment of the donkey in the Nevada graphic. At first glance, it appears that the elephant has played a mean and dirty trick on the donkey, and taken advantage of his superior size and trunk strength. Elephants will be elephants, right? The reality, however, is that the donkey just had a few too many tequila shooters while partying at Mon Ami Gabi, and was dared into doing this willingly. When in Paris, right? Speaking of international travel with donkeys, we don't recommend it. Some countries don't have vocal donkey advocates, and you never know what your donkey will end up doing.
Well, not to worry, the big elephant will have his day of misfortune, too, I'm certain.
Premier of the Las Vegas democrapublican graphic:
Updated South Carolina democrapublican graphic:
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