I want to clarify up front that I am not speaking badly of The Bob and Tom Show. There is not one part of me that wants to get on the wrong side of the vast liberal media conspiracy that they represent. Frankly, I don't even listen to The Bob and Tom Show, because I get too worked up and angry when I listen to political talk radio. So, I'm most definitely not criticizing, Bob, Tom, or the vast liberal media conspiracy.
Now, to the topic: Tim Bedore
If you haven't heard of this nefarious mouthpiece of hate, you will now. Mr. Bedore hosts a weekly radio program that exists largely to promote the hatred of animals. The show is entitled "Vague but True (sic)." Mr. Bedore doesn't just hate certain species, like Stephen Colbert (bears). We mean, he hates ALL animals. He has worked himself into a frenzy, convinced that there is a (animal) kingdom-wide campaign being mounted to rid the world of human beings. He states that "the animals must be stopped."
As a well-established advocate for the humane treatment of donkeys and elephants, I now announce a formal and pointed counter-campaign to stop Tim Bedore from spreading hatred and lies against donkeys and elephants, and to stop inciting the masses to act in kind.
Here is an example, where Mr. Bedore clearly states in print on his website that a donkey, at Jesus' behest, was intricately involved in early attempts to increase pollutants in our atmosphere, thus presumably leading to the global warming crisis that we face today, thus leading to the anticipated end of all human life by the year 2045. Seriously, Mr. Bedore, you are espousing a theory that a donkey is to blame for billions and billions of (anticipated) deaths? I am sickened. And, to think there are people who fall for this.
Here is the text. Read it for yourself, then you can decide to be as righteously indignant as I always am.
Now, to the topic: Tim Bedore
If you haven't heard of this nefarious mouthpiece of hate, you will now. Mr. Bedore hosts a weekly radio program that exists largely to promote the hatred of animals. The show is entitled "Vague but True (sic)." Mr. Bedore doesn't just hate certain species, like Stephen Colbert (bears). We mean, he hates ALL animals. He has worked himself into a frenzy, convinced that there is a (animal) kingdom-wide campaign being mounted to rid the world of human beings. He states that "the animals must be stopped."
As a well-established advocate for the humane treatment of donkeys and elephants, I now announce a formal and pointed counter-campaign to stop Tim Bedore from spreading hatred and lies against donkeys and elephants, and to stop inciting the masses to act in kind.
Here is an example, where Mr. Bedore clearly states in print on his website that a donkey, at Jesus' behest, was intricately involved in early attempts to increase pollutants in our atmosphere, thus presumably leading to the global warming crisis that we face today, thus leading to the anticipated end of all human life by the year 2045. Seriously, Mr. Bedore, you are espousing a theory that a donkey is to blame for billions and billions of (anticipated) deaths? I am sickened. And, to think there are people who fall for this.
Here is the text. Read it for yourself, then you can decide to be as righteously indignant as I always am.
"Jesus saddled up his ass and rode from town to town. His donkey did produce some pollution."
Mr. Bedore, please retract this statement forthwith.
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