I realized several years ago when taking my children (yes, I've spawned) to the local zoo, that said local zoo is home to a family of African elephants. African elephants, as you probably already know, are distinguished from Indian elephants by their historic tendency to be born in Africa. They also have great memories, which enable them to remember how to text message teenage boys despite their advanced age and lack of opposable thumbs or any connection to modern American society.
Moreover, I find it remarkable that when you pick random animals and Google Image search for them on the Google, there are inevitably pictures of these animals mating with each other on the first row. I wonder aloud if there is a Google mind-control sex agenda. I almost Google Image searched "Elephants and Donkeys", but given the Google mind-control sex agenda I shudder to think what would come up. Besides, my aforementioned unfortunate children are the offspring of elephant and donkey happenings, so I live the nightmare every day. (Just kidding honey. Remember, it's Google talking.)
Elephant walking:
Elephants searching for sports utility vehicle in large, dusty parking lot:
Google Image: Elephants (medium-sized)
Moreover, I find it remarkable that when you pick random animals and Google Image search for them on the Google, there are inevitably pictures of these animals mating with each other on the first row. I wonder aloud if there is a Google mind-control sex agenda. I almost Google Image searched "Elephants and Donkeys", but given the Google mind-control sex agenda I shudder to think what would come up. Besides, my aforementioned unfortunate children are the offspring of elephant and donkey happenings, so I live the nightmare every day. (Just kidding honey. Remember, it's Google talking.)
Elephant walking:
Elephants searching for sports utility vehicle in large, dusty parking lot:
Google Image: Elephants (medium-sized)
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