Senator Hillary Clinton made two moves over the weekend that screamed of wild-eyed desperation, then proceeded to deny said desperation with that wild look of desperation (see below) in those big, blue eyes.
First, on Saturday, Hillary stopped trying to convince the Democratic Party membership that she was a better candidate than Barack Obama. Instead, she is imploring the votership to select her as their nominee despite the fact that Barack is clearly better suited to lead the country, instead urging them to vote for the more electable candidate: Hillary. In the wake of emasculating defeats in five completely unimportant states, Hillary summarized the stakes as follows: "It is becoming increasingly obvious that you prefer my opponent, and it is now blindingly apparent that he would be the better president, but I implore you not to bring such an abrupt and painful end to my dream. Despite the fact that you love him, believe in him, and want to see him become president, vote for me instead because I am better qualified to defeat John McCain."
Meanwhile, Republicans everywhere are salivating at the possibility of a Hillary-Johnny showdown, and poll after poll comes in showing that Barack would be a much more formidable opponent for Johnny than would Hillary - in fact he would currently be a strong favorite to win the election if faced with Johnny.
On Sunday, Hillary followed her brilliant strategy of taking the focus off the issues and putting it back onto unsupported theoretical speculation by replacing her campaign manager. Her newly former campaign manager, Patti Solis Doyle (right), is apparently the source of the "take the focus off the issues and put it back onto unsupported theoretical speculation" strategy. Doyle is expected to return to Wisteria Lane, where she will try to convince brother Carlos to dump his ex-wife Gabrielle immediately. Solis Doyle's replacement, Maggie Williams, is said to believe passionately in the long-retired political tactic entitled "it depends on what your definition of 'is' is."
First, on Saturday, Hillary stopped trying to convince the Democratic Party membership that she was a better candidate than Barack Obama. Instead, she is imploring the votership to select her as their nominee despite the fact that Barack is clearly better suited to lead the country, instead urging them to vote for the more electable candidate: Hillary. In the wake of emasculating defeats in five completely unimportant states, Hillary summarized the stakes as follows: "It is becoming increasingly obvious that you prefer my opponent, and it is now blindingly apparent that he would be the better president, but I implore you not to bring such an abrupt and painful end to my dream. Despite the fact that you love him, believe in him, and want to see him become president, vote for me instead because I am better qualified to defeat John McCain."Meanwhile, Republicans everywhere are salivating at the possibility of a Hillary-Johnny showdown, and poll after poll comes in showing that Barack would be a much more formidable opponent for Johnny than would Hillary - in fact he would currently be a strong favorite to win the election if faced with Johnny.
On Sunday, Hillary followed her brilliant strategy of taking the focus off the issues and putting it back onto unsupported theoretical speculation by replacing her campaign manager. Her newly former campaign manager, Patti Solis Doyle (right), is apparently the source of the "take the focus off the issues and put it back onto unsupported theoretical speculation" strategy. Doyle is expected to return to Wisteria Lane, where she will try to convince brother Carlos to dump his ex-wife Gabrielle immediately. Solis Doyle's replacement, Maggie Williams, is said to believe passionately in the long-retired political tactic entitled "it depends on what your definition of 'is' is."
2 comments:
I wonder who those on Wysteria Lane will be voting for ... ;-)
Y'know, Bill & Hillary would fit right in there!
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